WwW.CanadaIsGreat.CoM
Slime Squash

Keys:
Player 1: Left - A, Jump - W, Right - D, Colour - S.
Player 2: Left - J, Jump - I, Right - L, Colour - K.
'B' to toggle double-buffering (makes it slower but not flickery).

Title Screen:
This actually is noting like Squash at all,
but it is the closest sport to it.
You have to hit the ball onto the red part
of the other players area to gain a point.